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Like, gag me with a spoon. 

Has anyone seen this show (and I use the term "show" loosely)? If you haven't, count yourself lucky.

My Super Sweet 16, otherwise known as Spoiled Rich Brats Partying on Their Parents Dime, has got to be one of the worst shows on television. It's a reality TV show on MTV, even though there's nothing remotely realistic about it. The girls (and one total queen of a 16-year old) featured on it live in their very own private fantasy worlds; when their mommys and daddys call them "princess" they actually think that it's true and that the world is their very own kingdom.

I pity the guys who end up marrying/dating these chicks. They'd have their maids open up boxes of Entenmann's for them because lifting that index finger to rip the box open would simply be too much effort. And the demands they would make. Oh, the demands!

And the thing is, they are all completely insecure and pathetic and feel that the only way they can claim the attention and envy of their peers is to bankrupt their parents. Otherwise, everyone would see them for what they really were: pathetic.

These parties are totally insane and most cost more than the gross national product of several African countries combined. One girl treated her parents like total crap and they still bought her a brand new Range Rover and spent, like two million dollars on her party. Possibly, because she wouldn't stop whining about it and they figured it was easier than killing her or selling her off to some guy in Thailand. Whatever.

I hate this show. Why is it even on television! As if we needed to see another show about rich spoiled brats. We've already got The OC and Laguna Beach. What more could you possibly want?